Miki(masochist female)
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3 years ago •
Dec 21, 2021
Who farted?
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Online now
| Defender(dom male) |
3 years ago •
Dec 21, 2021
Of course Jay walking is still a thing.
I take my Jay for a walk every day. However I prefer to have sex with Kay, Elle and Em. |
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Miki(masochist female)
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3 years ago •
Dec 21, 2021
Well-worn in many circles but might still be of use:
Guys next time your doctor does the Rubber Glove thing, look at him after and say "Doctor, next time please take off your watch!:" |
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Blondie(sub female){Collared}
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3 years ago •
Dec 21, 2021
Given that tickling yourself doesn't work the same as someone else tickling you, we really lucked out with masterbation.
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Zvengali
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3 years ago •
Dec 22, 2021
How cute this is....the New Age children at play.....
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LongerJohnny(dom male){B&C}
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3 years ago •
Dec 22, 2021
It's just a jump to the left...
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ButterfliesAndCuffs(sub female){LJ}
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3 years ago •
Dec 22, 2021
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there |
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Miki(masochist female)
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3 years ago •
Dec 22, 2021
Fail-Safe weather forecast:
Scattered darkness overnight with skies brightening towards dawn. Those poor bastards stick with that, they'll never be criticized for being wrong again. |
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LongerJohnny(dom male){B&C}
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3 years ago •
Dec 22, 2021
Smell my finger
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Paulette the Tart(switch male)
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3 years ago •
Dec 22, 2021
There's only one letter difference between a noisette and a nuisette. Just be careful which you order after a meal in France.
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