Sir Don(dom male){Nt looking}
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4 years ago •
May 30, 2020
A man walks into a bar.
At the side of the bar stands a horse with a sign that says if you can make the horse laugh you will win $200. The man asks if he can whisper into the horses ear?? The bartender says " ok". The man does and horse starts laughing. Man gets the money and leaves 2 weeks later Man goes to the same bar and this time the sign says. If you can make the horse cry you can win $300. Man says can i take the horse out back of the bar..? Bartender says "ok but no funny business:" Man does and horse comes back just a crying. Bartender says before i pay you this time . You have to tell me how you did it both this both times. Man said that it was easy 1st time I told the horse i had a bigger dick than him. 2nd time i took out back and i showed him |
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FunCouple{.-Couple-.}
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4 years ago •
May 30, 2020
911 what's your emergency?
I'm masturbating too much Sir that's not really a problem Hold on a sec... MOM DID YOU HEAR THAT? NOW GET OFF MY CASE!! |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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4 years ago •
May 30, 2020
Two kids were beating up another kid in an ally, so I thought I'd step into help.
He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us. |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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4 years ago •
May 31, 2020
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office:
I will find you… You have my Word |
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Shanaya{NOT LOOKIN}
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4 years ago •
May 31, 2020
Satan: welcome to he-
me, hugging Satan: OMG! I'm so happy to be here, earth is terrifying!!! |
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Bunnie
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4 years ago •
May 31, 2020
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite *live* animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where the f**k I am now... |
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Road Toad
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4 years ago •
May 31, 2020
My grandfather, Randy, was a brick layer.
He said: "I was a brick layer for 10 years, but no one calls me Randy the brick layer. I was a farmer for 20 years but no one called me Randy the farmer. But you have sex with just one goat..." |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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4 years ago •
May 31, 2020
I'm very annoyed
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in |
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Shanaya{NOT LOOKIN}
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4 years ago •
May 31, 2020
The sooner you admit you made a mistake, the quicker you can make your next one 😉😜
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skyrich(dom male){rottenbrat}
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4 years ago •
May 31, 2020
Q: Why do the french use only one egg to make their omelettes?
A: Because "one egg" is un oeuf |
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