| Moonlighter(dom male) |
3 years ago •
Oct 13, 2021
Whats brown and green in color, has 6 legs, and can kill you from tree height.
.... ....... ........... A snooker table |
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EagerToPleaseYou(sub female){Owned}
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3 years ago •
Oct 13, 2021
A boy and his Dad were on a walk when they saw two dogs humping. The boy asked what they were doing and Dad said, "Making a puppy."
That night the boy accidentally walked in on his parents having sex. The parents quickly covered up. The boy asked what they were doing. Dad said, "We're making a baby." The boy said, "Flip her over Dad! I want a puppy!" |
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SweetSirRendering(sub female)
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3 years ago •
Oct 13, 2021
favorite dark humor joke. don’t judge me please 🙈:
Did you know there are over 4 million women battered each year? oh? i’ve been eating mine raw. favorite silly joke: Person 1: why do elephants paint their toenails red? Person 2: why? Person 1: so they can hide in cherry trees. you ever see an elephant in a cherry tree? Person 2: no. Person 1: see!? |
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VictorKingston{I&A}
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3 years ago •
Oct 13, 2021
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a captains wheel as a belt buckle.
The bartender points at it and asks "what are you wearing that for"? The pirate replies "arrrrrr it's drivin me nuts". |
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| Defender(dom male) |
3 years ago •
Oct 13, 2021
My ex-wife always used to say 2 things about me:
First, that I never listened to a word she said. And something else. |
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TheDankLord(switch male)
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3 years ago •
Oct 14, 2021
Why don't you trust a job offer from an Egyptian?
It's almost certainly a Pyramid scheme |
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Balthezor(dom male)
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3 years ago •
Oct 14, 2021
What’s black & white, & red all over?
Two nuns in a chainsaw fight… 🤔🤣🤣 |
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LongerJohnny(dom male)
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3 years ago •
Oct 14, 2021
I actually replied to this thread over a year ago. Still going strong.
I don't know any jokes (I'm just naturally hilarious) so back then I made up this joke on the spot: The owner of a modeling agency and a man with huge smile across his face walk into a bar. The bartender asked him "How are you gentlemen today?" The agency owner replied "We are both very well. I just signed up this new guy as a model in a commercial for a company that sells fine leather gloves." The bartender asked "Is that why he has that huge smile across his face?" The agency owner replied "Yeah. Turns out I gave him his first hand job." (maybe I'll tell this joke again in another year!) |
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