If you had gotten a kinky fortune cookie what would it say?

Here's a silly fun question!

I been tasked to come up with 10 kinky/raunchy/sexy/dirty fortunes to put in kinky goodie bags at an event we are having and my creative juices are lacking!

Time to cheat!

Ok I'll bite:

You'll be bound to found new ways of enjoying yourself soon

Nothing says enjoyment like being tied to something you love

Go the extra mile for a special someone; it will bring it own rewards

When you're held down to a high standard you had better make sure you're prepared

@ james S,

haha.. you’re good at this!

Probably lame, but..

"Raise your ass like a glass and good things will fill it"

I'm good at lots of things