Road Toad
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3 years ago •
Jun 1, 2020
@ Bunnie
What's the difference between a Big Mac and a Blow job? |
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Online now
Sir Don(dom male){Not lookin}
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3 years ago •
Jun 1, 2020
What is the sharpest thing in the world??
A fart it right through your underwear and pants without make a hole in them |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
Jun 1, 2020
@ DonDom
ewww |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
Jun 1, 2020
Two flies were standing on a turd.
One says to the other,"I haven`t seen you for ages". The other one replies,No, I have been on the sick". |
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Road Toad
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3 years ago •
Jun 1, 2020
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he proceeds to walk towards the front desk, his elbow accidentally hits a woman's breast. The man tells the lady in a shaky voice, "If your heart is as soft as your breast, you will forgive me." The lady replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room no. 1221." |
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Bunnie
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3 years ago •
Jun 1, 2020
@ Road Toad,
“@ Bunnie What's the difference between a Big Mac and a Blow job?” Idk... what’s the difference? |
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Taramafor(sub male)
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3 years ago •
Jun 1, 2020
What did the big hellhound say to the little hellhound?
You're too young to smoke. What kind of dog am I? A hotdog. You may now proceed to groan. |
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Dellydoodah(neither female)
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3 years ago •
Jun 1, 2020
I waxed myself last night
You know..down there.. Now my socks slide on really easily |
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Invisible(sub female)
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3 years ago •
Jun 1, 2020
It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub.
It's a 45 minute walk home. The difference is staggering. |
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Road Toad
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3 years ago •
Jun 2, 2020
@ Bunnie
Are you free for Lunch Tomorrow? |
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