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Road Toad
1 month ago • 06/27/2020 11:55 pm
Road Toad • 06/27/2020 11:55 pm
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds,

Poor bastard!
Noodz​(sub female)
1 month ago • 06/28/2020 11:59 am
Noodz​(sub female) • 06/28/2020 11:59 am
Just had sodium chloride thrown at me
That's a salt
Noodz​(sub female)
1 month ago • 06/28/2020 12:03 pm
Noodz​(sub female) • 06/28/2020 12:03 pm
What do you call it when a leprechaun gives you a handjob?

A stroke of luck.
Noodz​(sub female)
1 month ago • 06/28/2020 12:11 pm
Noodz​(sub female) • 06/28/2020 12:11 pm
Strong people don't put others down.
They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.
Noodz​(sub female)
1 month ago • 06/28/2020 12:12 pm
Noodz​(sub female) • 06/28/2020 12:12 pm
What's an Amish girl's greatest fantasy?
Two or three Mennonite
Road Toad
1 month ago • 06/30/2020 12:50 pm
Road Toad • 06/30/2020 12:50 pm
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed.

Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees and he would have to lay one off. But both Sarah and Jack were such good workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it. He decided that he would watch them work and the first one to take a break would be the one he would lay off.

So, he sat in his office and watched them work. Suddenly, Sarah gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin. She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water cooler to get something to wash it down with. Mr. Smith follows her to the water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and says, "Sarah, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."

And Sarah says, "Can you jack off? I have a headache!"
Noodz​(sub female)
1 month ago • 06/30/2020 7:55 pm
Noodz​(sub female) • 06/30/2020 7:55 pm
Today at the pharmacy I saw a woman without a face mask buying a pregnancy test.
She clearly isn’t a fan of protection
Noodz​(sub female)
1 month ago • 06/30/2020 8:02 pm
Noodz​(sub female) • 06/30/2020 8:02 pm
Jokes are like sperm
They can't all be winners.
1 month ago • 07/02/2020 8:05 am
Bunnie • 07/02/2020 8:05 am
Is this a troll?