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LongerJohnny​(dom male) • Dec 22, 2021

Provided one were antelopen into the idea

Miki • Dec 22, 2021

Not recently but once when I attended a party at someone's house (someone I didn't otherwise know) it was fun to wet the toilet paper roll just a little so the paper would tear off only in tiny little pieces for whoever next used the crapper and went to wipe his or her ass.

fun times!

LongerJohnny​(dom male) • Dec 22, 2021

Boobs and Bacon.

Spellbound Wytch{Mr. Parker} • Dec 22, 2021

I doubt it was "fun times" for anyone else at that party who needed to wipe his/her/their asses or cunts.

Random advice: Metal skewers should never be used for clit piercings.They might work for cock piercings, though.

Miki • Dec 23, 2021

That's the idea. In a younger year I was quite the practical joker although careful to not go to the point of causing real harm.

Besides in that particular bathroom were other rolls in a package, and this was many, many years before the "Great Ass Paper Caper of COVID" shortage.

LongerJohnny​(dom male) • Dec 23, 2021

Warning:
Simultaneously peeing and sneezing is best avoided.

Spellbound Wytch{Mr. Parker} • Dec 23, 2021

Can't be avoided at my age. Where there's a sneeze, there's a pee.

Miki • Dec 24, 2021

Mice like peanut butter.

Spellbound Wytch{Mr. Parker} • Dec 24, 2021

Snipped to get to the hilarious part:



Bwahaha! "Great Ass Paper Caper"!

You go, girl!

Miki • Dec 25, 2021

I won't "go" until I determine the butt-paper to not have been sabotaged. The good thing about being sa joke-star is to be aware there are like-minded others!

They'd have to get up awfully early to put one over on me!