Holiday Predictive Text!

My favorite holiday movie is a little bit of a horror film about an old man who has fallen in love with the devil in a car accident while trying desperately to escape from a haunted castle and then finds himself trapped inside a locked prison of crying public shame.

My favorite holiday song is beautiful but the lyrics don’t make me feel dangerous or uncomfortable at the end because my face breaks down into a whole bunch of emotions.

My favorite holiday tradition is to lay in your lap for hours and wait for your turn to turn into a nightmare of chaos and then go straight into the bedroom for an entire day of being yours.

Hmmmm sounds a little scary but fun.

My favorite holiday treat is a chocolate chip ice cold brew with a glass of milk on the top of each of my toes.

My favorite holiday movie is about two different types of games that have been played by the world's best online teams and the only way for them to get released is to take it in the first round.

My favorite holiday song is the best of all the music in my ass and my naughty mind.


My favorite holiday tradition is to enhance my experience with many different kinds of products including some of the finest organic oils and tacos.

My favorite holiday treat is for everyone to get to sleep with each other before the holidays are over and that is what we want to do for our future.

My favorite holiday movie is a show called That Was Me in The Dark Ages where a young woman is kidnapped by an assassin who kills his mother in the process of killing a young man and then he is executed for murder by the same man.

My favorite holiday song is about an innocent man who has a crush on the devil of the dark world who was born with a gun in his hand and then he has to fight for the truth about historical events.

My favorite holiday tradition is being held on a Saturday night by my throat and then getting my hands on my head to make my own coffee.

My favorite holiday treat is the juice from a glass of water with some sugar added to it.

My favorite holiday song is that when the music comes from time and space nine times between my ass.

My favorite holiday movie is your favorite old dumb joke about the death baby I love but not the one who is completely free for the short term.

My favorite holiday song is just a conversation with whoever has the ability to get the information they need to fuck off and provide some basic guidelines for using an internet service love creature.

My favorite holiday tradition is coming back with all the damn unnecessary comments about your new dog if the problem is too long to put in a car seat.

My favorite holiday treat is my patented DIY butthole eating habitat ring on the plane to help hold her breath for more than an asshole hour then a few days of rest.

Happy holidays!

My favorite holiday song is that when the music comes from time and space nine times between my ass.