Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Corrupt-A-Wish Game

SnowMinx​(sub female){Owned} • Jan 16, 2024

We need a new game. I searched the internet high & low and found this one.

A person comments a wish:
Example ~ i wish i had a new car

The next person grants the wish but corrupts it.
Example ~ granted but the car has no engine.

Let's play

SnowMinx​(sub female){Owned} • Jan 16, 2024

I wish i was laying on the beach.

Innocent Me​(sub female){Protected} • Jan 16, 2024

Granted, but the sand is infested with hookworms.

I wish I was on vacation in a cabin in the woods.

CherryDrop​(sub female) • Jan 16, 2024

Granted, but the cabin is haunted by ghost chickens

I wish I had a hot tub

SnowMinx​(sub female){Owned} • Jan 16, 2024

Granted but the heaters broken and its a cold tub now.

I wish i had a yacht to sail the world.

LongerJohnny​(dom male) • Jan 16, 2024

Granted - But you live in a world which has no oceans, only a large network of rivers full of melted cheese, none of which are big enough for anything larger than a double-wide gondola. And anyway your yacht is lactose intolerant.

I wish they would finally just make bacon the Official Breakfast Food of the World.

SnowMinx​(sub female){Owned} • Jan 16, 2024

Rivers of cheese

Varangian​(dom male) • Jan 16, 2024

Granted but the bacon is made from tofu.

I wish weed was legal federally.

CherryDrop​(sub female) • Jan 17, 2024

Granted but the weed causes you to sing 'pour some sugar on me' in German after each puff

I wish I had a infinite cake machine

Varangian​(dom male) • Jan 17, 2024

Granted but the cake is sugar free gluten free carrot cake without icing.

I wish for peace on earth and good will to carbon based lifeforms