Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Varangian​(dom male) • Jan 24, 2024

Granted. Now there is a world wide famine, and cannibalism is the new vegan diet.

I wish teleportation was real and not just for billionaires.

LongerJohnny​(dom male) • Jan 25, 2024

Granted, but it only works if you're wearing a red shirt so everyone is afraid to try it.

I wish I could get past this.

Varangian​(dom male) • Jan 25, 2024

Granted. You’re past it but now at the beginning again.

I wish all bacon was made from plants

SnowMinx​(sub female){Owned} • Jan 25, 2024

Granted. But you turn green from eating so much.

I wish i had a million dollars.

SnowMinx​(sub female){Owned} • Jan 25, 2024

And btw y'all are some funny people. This is my favorite silly thread to check.

Varangian​(dom male) • Jan 25, 2024

Granted. It’s a post dated three party check

I wish upon a star

ButterfliesAndCuffs​(sub female) • Jan 25, 2024

Granted but the star was actually a starfish and took offense to being wished on so now it is attached to your butthole.

I wish my favorite wooden spoon never was broken and would never break again.

SnowMinx​(sub female){Owned} • Jan 25, 2024

Granted. But its fixed wth super duper strong glue and gets stuck to your ass when you spank yourself.

I wish i had ice cream right now.

LongerJohnny​(dom male) • Jan 25, 2024

Granted, but it's butthole flavored ice cream.

I wish I could locate the Island of Lost Socks on a map.

trappedperhaps​(sub female) • Jan 25, 2024

Granted but since you located it all lost socks are now sent to you. Congratulations you’re now the worlds largest lost sock collection owner.

I wish I had financial freedom to travel as often as I like to see my daughter ~