E51: Praise, Pain & Jet Skis: What Really Turns You On? (500 People Take The Kink Quiz)

What do 500 kinky people really want. And does “watersports” include jet skis?

Chief and Moineau are back, digging into responses to the new Kinky Events kink quiz. From praise and spanking to humiliation, playing with others and electrical toys, we explore the surprising results, question our assumptions and get thoroughly distracted along the way.

We chat about what "open to it" actually means, how fantasy differs from real-life desire, and why comparing answers with a partner can open up conversations you might otherwise avoid. Plus: a memorable Never Have I Ever moment, questionable physics lessons, and a deeper discussion about pornography, erotica, fan-fiction and content warnings.

Expect laughs, personal stories and some enthusiastic speculation. These results come from our own kinky audience. This is a conversation starter, not a scientific study.

Take the kink quiz at https://kinkyevents.co.uk/kink-quiz/ and tell us what surprised you.

For consenting adults. Contains frank discussion of sex, kink and BDSM, including discussion of disturbing themes in erotic fiction.

In this episode

00:00 Teaser: jet skis, electricity and physics-class laughs
01:02 Content warning
01:11 Chief and Moineau are back
01:59 Introducing the new kink quiz
03:13 What the survey can and can't tell us
05:02 Watersports, swinging and surprising hard nos
08:12 Humiliation, praise and gender differences
11:18 Using the quiz to talk with your partner
13:21 The most-loved activities
16:01 Electricity, TENS toys and Never Have I Ever
18:47 Dominants, submissives and switches
20:28 Facesitting and the discussion about porn rules
23:04 Personal preferences and what "open to it" means
26:00 Fantasy, mood and the menstrual cycle
27:25 Furniture play, hair pulling and praise
30:03 Age and attitudes to playing with others
33:13 The revamped quiz versus the original sex menu
34:53 Pornography, erotica and where regulation draws the line
41:09 Dark fanfiction, content warnings and younger readers
43:10 Wrap-up and how to get in touch

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