Lyfewitdro{Looks ques}other female
Lyfewitdro{Looks ques}
Welcome welcome come on in grab a seat. The shows about to start. Shh
*curtain rises*
Hiya guys! It's me Lyfe! So in the last several months I have learned and explored so much here. I have met wise ones and not so wise ones. There's Kitties, and Puppies, and Bunnies galore chased by Wolves, Witches and Ogers oh no! I made tons of new friends one became my sister *hugs Alawey you're amazing*. A bitchy sadistic Door hides it all. Believe it or not there's even a Wakko running loose or so I hear. *looks around* So much knowledge, guidance and experience stored in a Cage of all places yet fitting. I have grown so much and found so many pieces me I thought I had lost forever. I figured it's about time I reintroduce myself. So sit back relax and listen as I tell you what I have learned about Lyfe since joining.
--Real Me- - - -
I am unique and complicated but that's what makes me perfect. I'm very simple kinda like quantum physics. Due to a long past of abuse and survival, sometimes dealing with me seems like you're walking through a minefield. *maps are available in gift shop* I'm Alpha by day and naughty little kitten by night. *Skittles is her name bondage is her game* If you take your time and get to know me I promise your rewards are well worth the effort given.
----Top Secret Me----
I am very very shy and self conscious. Ambivert is me..
Crowds make me have panic attacks *except in chat the Exhibitionist comes out *please all eyes here*
I'm quiet and reserved around people i don't know *shhh don't tell no-one *
I like to touch and be touched but only by people I like and know. *who wouldve thunk that? I know right*
I'm a autodidact.*grabs dictionary hmm*
- - - - Turn Ons - - - -
I'm aSapiosexual
The brain is the biggest sex organ and
Intelligence is a HUGE turn on for me. If you can make me feel with your mind, I'll be putty in your hands. If your lucky enough to win over my mind my heart and body will follow loyally.
A Dominant Confident in themselves and in their abilities.*fans self it's getting hot in here*
I'm a sucker for tattoos, and biceps too.
----Vanilla Me----*yawns*
I'm a country tomboy
I love 4wheeling, muddin, camping, back road cruising, bonfires, dirt track racing, star gazing, and storm chasing.
Im learning to play pool and darts, and how to shoot better so I can go hunting.
The city girl in me loves museums, art galleries, movies, shopping, nice restaurants, and traveling.
A quiet night of Naked Netflix and Cuddles is even better. *note to self last one could turn not so vanilla very quick*
Well I can tell there's some of y'all getting restless let's take five stretch, grab a drink, answer some msgs.
*curtain drops*
Well Hello there again. Glad to see you back I see some left guess I got boring. We'll let's continue, shall we?
I'm just now getting back into the LS after many many years..... So you'll have to be patient with me as I explore and learn about who I truly am again. I'm not sure what category I fit I'm a mix of brat, slave, kitten, sub, vanilla and 50s house wife if that makes since.? I love to explore and I'm a fast learner. *drum roll please* Now without further adieu the part everyone really really enjoys
----KINKS and FETISHES----
*Sings* And hear a few of my favorite things... I like biting and blindfolds
Bondage and butt plugs. Canes and candles, Chains and collars. There's Duck tape and dildos, Hair pulling and handcuffs. Lingerie with lap dances, Spanking and squirting. These are just a few of my favorite thing.
So took a test. No not that kind! *gosh y'all* You know the kinky meter test. Well here's what it said about me.
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
72% Pet
I'd say pretty fair results. Well I don't know bout y'all but I need a smoke. Take 5 peeps.
*curtain drops*
*sings*
Stop in the name of love these are my hard limits think it oover.. think it oover.
Scat, urine, animals, kids, anything leaving permanent marks, blood, needles and possibly a bunch of other stuff I have no clue even existed. I know short list.
You're welcome.
Well almost done just a tad more.
*sings * What's new pussycat
Well alot actually i love and lost but this is a learning experience for me so... What did i learn you may ask? A whole hell of a lot.
1. Things and people are not always what they seem to be
2. Actions speak louder than words
3. i may not be ready to be a sub again
4. It's ok to stand up for yourself
5. I'm not every one's cup of Tee but Damit. I'm gonna rock it!
6. No need to be petty Kramas a bitch
7. Stop looking for love it'll find you
8. Live every day as its your last it could be
9. Some people just can't help how they are adjust and love it or walk away
10. Do what makes you happy
11. Even if your heart gets broke it's ok to love again
12. Moonshine aint no joke approach with extreme caution
13. Things are that serious
Doms and Dommes as we near the end of our show I'll leave some guide lines for contacting me.
1. I don't want to be your whore slut or whatever please don't ask this in your first message to me
2. I don't like phone sex or sexting it's so useless don't ask
3. If the only topic you can speak on its sex i honestly find it boring
4. If you are married, have a lover, girl/boy friend, live with your mama, are seperated or in a "its complicated" relationship, want more than one sub, or any other bull crap drama please for the love of Whips and Chains leave me alone
*Disclaimer*
If you can not follow this simple request, it only proves you are a dumbfucked idiot not worthy of my time or attention and certainly not worthy of my friendship. Your messages will be deleted without hesitation or remorse.*this is your only warning I know people..we'll make you disappear *
Subs y'all cool tho send me messages at any time.
Well that's our show for tonight folks. Thanks for coming out of the lobby for a moment and spendingtime with me. I hope y'all enjoyed learning about Lyfe as much as I have.
Good night my Lil kinky family and gutter buddies. Blessed be
*curtain drops*