THE KINKY POET

Passion burns bright

The passion is ignited, the fires burn so high and bright, you are all consuming, I hope I dream of you tonight

Just a thought of a single kiss, or to feel you skin to skin, my mind goes into overdrive and the poetry begins

Everytime my heartbeats, you rush around my veins, you fill my heart with erotic needs, each breath it calls your name

I close my eyes and drift off, the hunt for you was on, trying to spend sometime with you, before the night has gone

Hunger, desire and a wonton need, now my bodies loaded full of lust, you started a inferno, to stoke it is a must

Feed my needs with your body, I'm addicted to your juice, let me take you every way, let's play real fast and loose

Your passions fuel mine, we both feed off each others desire, the collision of our lust, explodes like some St Elmo's fire

Lust has such a power, once tasted it's a drug you won't forget, you want it, I need it, so let's share without regret

THE KINKY POET 

I hear

I swear I hear your pussy, it's calling out my name when you're open wide, it's calling for me to bring my tongue and push it deep inside

I kneel myself before you, you're laying on the edge of our bed, I kneel down before you and quietly bow my head

I slowly work up your silky thighs, I'm simply heaven bound, kissing each thigh intermittently, until I reach your moistened mound

I hear you gently release a sigh, as you feel me kiss your lips, already you are wet for me, so I lap up a few small drips

Your reach down and spread yourself, I see your inner Pink, I push my tongue in slowly, lapping as I think

Thinking I'm in heaven, I believed such beauty was out my reach, but here I am at heaven's gate, tasting your finest Peach

Bringing you such pleasure is a honour of which I'm proud, I love to hear you sigh and moan or scream my name out loud

So anytime you need me, know that I'm always very near, let your pussy call my name, I promise that I'll hear

THE KINKY POET 

Crazy train

My mind is going crazy, you're always on my brain, racing through my fantasies like some unstoppable crazy train

I can't control where we go, there's no way for me to steer, I have no clue of our destination, I only know i need you near

Racing to a fantasy, we play it out within my dreams, then we hurtle off to the next one, well at least that's how it seems

From dress up to bondage and all forms of kinky, sexy play, I can't stop thinking of you, right throughout my working day

Knowing every kinky thought, will produce a fantasy in rhyme, I can't stop writing, they're about you all the time

My perfect Rose, my sexy dream girl, the one i just adore, you fill my dreams with happiness, no boy could want you more

I wish upon the first star at night, I wish on it hoping that it's true, I would only want one wish, to simply be with you

For you to step out of my dreams, put the brakes on this crazy train, be there when I wake up and not be just a poem in my brain

But I know that's unlikely, so there's one choice that must remain, take my hand and climb aboard, let's ride this crazy train

THE KINKY POET 

The Ron 5001

Better than the original, it's design has been improved, it can now scan your body and tell when you're in the mood

Sensors pick up your pheromones, it knows when you're turned on, it also comes with Bluetooth to play your favourite romantic song

Designed with a working tongue, it's made to lick, and lap until your poked, it will play on your pussy until your bed is soaked

Adjustable licking speeds, it works by voice command, harder, faster, deeper it follows your demand

He has a special phone app, you can even call your mate, you can use it to control his cock, you can switch from full thrust to a vibrate

New nimble fingers, they pinch, they scratch, they pull, tell The Ron 5001 what you want this toy can do it all

Realistic hair and six pack, he's recharged in a quicker time, he still has all the older models features, he still loves to tell you rhyme

Now he can multi task, he can suck and fuck and talk, his knees have been redesigned, to give him a more realistic natural walk

So you could take him to the park, or find a quiet place to play, with his built in Sat Nav, you won't get lost that day

But the best new feature we've saved till last, it's bigger than those written about above, the new Ron 5001, can actually learn to love

THE KINKY POET 

It's nearly Halloween my favourite time. Was watching Nightmare in Elm Street. This came to mind

Horror night

Freddy Krueger, Jason or Chucky which one scares you most, or is it the thought of Hannibal Lecter, spreading you on his toast

Maybe it's Vampires, Werewolf or paranormal stuff, what makes you hide behind your hands, when you've had enough

Killers who hide in the house, the ones who wait till you're asleep, then comes out to cut your throat, with a slash that goes so deep

Maybe it's a stalker, Peeping through your window late at night, trying see a away of getting in, to make you his that night

Or is it more recent like the Slenderman or maybe Annabelle, there are so many in the night, where your fear comes from who can tell

But there's one thing you can be sure of, whatever causes you such fear, know that everytime the light goes out, one of them a near

Waiting in your wardrobe, or laying underneath your bed, can you hear them breathing or is that just in your head

It's very nearly Halloween, the time for you to get a fright, so you better watch a scary film and prepare for horror night

THE KINKY POET 

The Ron 5000

I am the Ron 5000, I'm the latest robotic sexual boy, I'm programmed to bring you pleasure and to bring you sexual joy

I'm versed in many positions, I'm very flexible and fun, my cock is multi functional, it's design for your pussy, mouth and bum

It can grow to different sizes, from length and also girth, to make sure you are satisfied, I'm guaranteed you'll get your monies worth

I'm programmed to do bondage, I'll put you across my knee, I will do everything required, I will follow every plea

I recite sexual poetry, I can sense when your pussy's wet, I'll give you multiple orgasms, I'm the best fuck you can get

I come with many outfits, but you can purchase more online, just keep me charged and updated, I'll be ready anytime

I promise never to say no, I am the perfect type of man, I only swear if you want me to, only when you say I can

I can treat you like you are a Queen, or a dirty little whore, from sitting on your Royal throne, to being fucked right on the floor

I don't get drunk or stay out late, I never ask you where you've been, I don't care if you've had others, or how many men you've seen

I'm waterproof and my skin feels real, you can bring me in the shower, you can share me with your friends, though my charging takes a hour

For I'm the Ron 5000, just here to make sigh and cum, then just put me back inside my box, once your needs are done

THE KINKY POET 

Used today

It's always wet and wiggly, it's hungry for some play, it's desperate to get inside a hole, every single day

It loves to flex its muscles, it loves to fence and fight, like two famous Swordsman, dueling through the night

It probes and flicks and parries, looking to get the most control, looking to strike the killer blow, inside your mouth it loves to go

Moving down your body, it tracks your every sensual curve, running around your nipples, electrifying every nerve

Painting patterns on your body, though none will be seen or found, plotting his course to ecstasy, deep inside your mound

With thumbs he parts your petals, the way for the tongue is clear, he holds you by your sexy hips, he pulls you in so near

So now your pussy's within its reach, the hungry tongue has found its goal, it dives inside your wetness, digging towards your soul

Now it's at the place it loves the best, doing the job what a tongue is for, pleasuring a dream girl, no tongue could ask for more

Sipping on her dripping Peach, juices running down the tongue, he dances on her cliterus, until she blows her cum

Then get scoops up his reward, his job is nearly done, he snuggles up to dance upon her nape, until the morning Sun

He loves to leave her happy, he's flexed his muscles for this day, he rests now sound in the knowledge, he's been used today

THE KINKY POET 

This poem was inspired by the awesome sex toy reviews on her blogs I have her permission to name her so Cressida Clytie, thank you for the inspiration which led to my poem. I hope it does you proud

Sliver Bullet

You got a Silver Bullet but it's not made for any type of gun, it's dances on your cliterus or vibrates on your bum

Small sleek and shiny, it let's off a aggressive sounding hum, you place it on your G-spot, it's guaranteed to make you cum

Discreetly hides in your handbag, like a Chrome covered hard lipstick, always waiting for the time, you can't find a dick

With a button on the top, it pulsates at several speeds, from a slow hard throb to a rockets thrust, it fulfils your sexual needs

Who thought so much power, could reside in such a toy, it's no bigger than a small cock but it brings you so much joy

Solid and reliable, through constant use it doesn't brake, always bringing satisfaction, your world it loves to shake

This is a fair assessment, a honest and true review, to all that doesn't own one, you all need to get one too

It doesn't need your loving, just batteries, cleaning and no more, it will wait there sitting patiently, in your special drawer

So next time you buy a sex toy, keep this poem in your brain, remember the Silver Bullet, then you will cum, time and time again

THE KINKY POET

Stick it into me

Just put your cock in me, impale me with your meaty lance, don't worry a romance and foreplay, just fuck me take the chance

Throw me against the wall, force me up against the door, give me your meat injection, I'm your horny little whore

Grab me by the throat, control me with a simple squeeze, make me do your bidding, drop me to my knees

I'll suck it hard, I'll nibble slow, stick it in every hole I own, give me your loving stick, please Daddy make me moan

I love to take you deep throat, I hunger for you in my ass, I'm your cocks playground, you know you never need to ask

No matter what I'm doing, I'm always hungry for your cock, like a good girl I am ready, I'm available around the clock

I'm your 24 hour cock toy, I'll wear anything you choose, for you I am a sure thing, with me you cannot lose

Anytime you want me, just come up from behind, I'm never wearing undies and I'm always moist you'll find

So come Daddy I'm ready, let your needs and lusts go free, please get out your meaty lance, and stick it into me

THE KINKY POET 

Innocence lost

You sure we want to do this, I'm still prepared to wait, I don't want to rush you, say now before it gets to late

Yes of course I love you, I have done from the very start, yes I think your sexy, you own my life and heart

Ok, Ok if your sure, let's just start off with a tender kiss, then we'll let our love go free, if you're sure it is your wish

It's not that I don't want to, I want to go all the way with you, but you know it is our first time and I'm not sure what to do

That's it you touch me and I'll touch you, I'm getting hard as you can see, I can feel your wetness, it means that you want me

Ok spread your legs, I'll climb in between your thighs, I'm gonna put the tip in, yes that's fear shown in my eyes

Tell me if it hurts you, just nod if you want me to push some more, I'm sure we could of found a better place than your best mates bathroom floor

Oh my god that feels real nice, you are so wet and warm, I hope we can do this again, before nighttime turns to dawn

I promise not to cum inside, though we are using that stolen rubber, my god we are doing it, I swear I'll never love  another

I can feel a shaking, your writhing hard on the bathroom floor, oh god I think I've cum, we're innocents no more

THE KINKY POET