THE KINKY POET

New toys

Well you got your delivery, I hope that made you smile, you've been desperate to get your hands on it, it's taken quite a while

Hope it does what it says, I wonder does it buzz or hum, is it rechargeable, will it fit inside your bum

Is it waterproof, is it designed for some shower play, how long does the battery last, will it let you play all day

Has it got several attachments, does it come with different heads, some for sexy outdoor play and some for in your bed

Come on open up the box, let's see your brand new toy, I hope it's not better than me, or I'll end up a unemployed poet boy

What do mean I have to wait, you want to open it on your own, you better send me a review and pics straight to my phone

I think it's kind of mean of you, I don't get to see the first time that you play, considering I'm the one who ordered it and I had to pay

THE KINKY POET 

New girl back

Baby let me out, this prank has gone to fucking far, open up the fucking boot, let me out this car

This started has a bit of fun, you know I hate the dark, I can't believe you've done this, how much anger did I spark

When you said it's just some fun, I thought it was some kinky sex, now it seems more serious, since that phone call from my ex

I don't know what she told you, but babe you're the only one, I can't breath locked in here and where did you get the gun

I played along I thought it was play sex, like when you dressed up as a whore, now it seems this shit is real, I can smell oil on this bloody floor

Did she say we had sex, or I did something bad or wrong, I was stuck in traffic, that's why I took so long

She signed the divorce papers and as I walked out the door, she screamed she'd get revenge on me and my brand new whore

Babe why's the engine running, surely we're not going for a drive, ok it's not funny now, stop or this relationship won't survive

Answer me for fuck sake, alright I admit we had a kiss, certainly in hindsight of me that was quite remiss

But it was like a it's over thing, there was nothing in that kiss, please stop and hear me out, I'll promise you any wish

Why can I hear a gravel road, are we near a lake or sea, babe fucking let me out, you're beginning to scare me

Ok now the engines off, why am I still rolling down a slope, baby ok I fucked her, we can get through this, we can cope

I can feel the cars in water, oh my god it's really rushing in, my god I'm going to drown in here, a bit harsh for my sexual sin

Pop the boot opens, she's filling the boot up with a hose, we are parked on a gravel drive, and now I guess she knows

That night she left me, I'm depressed and all alone, I don't like being single, so I try to call her mobile phone

I guess the player just got played, I shouldn't have took my ex to our sack, god I'll have to grovel hard to get my new girl back

THE KINKY POET 

Healing kisses

I know you're really hurting though you're miles away, don't doubt I think of you each and every day

I hate to think I can't be there, to help you has you struggle with your pain, I wish I could take it all away, so you would smile again

Help you with the pressures, the things that ache inside your heart, I want to make you happy, though we're miles apart

I wish that I could hug you, wrap you safe within my arms, protecting you from the struggles that seem to cause you harm

I pray for you each evening, I hope soon you're well again, please let God heal you, I pray for this Amen

Now I have you in my life, you've become a loyal, loving friend, long may it last my love, please don't let it end

So do what you have to do, to get yourself back to right, but remember you are not alone, I'm with you through this fight

THE KINKY POET 

Made me late

Can't believe I woke early what's a early girl to do, it's not long enough to put the world to rights so I'll think of you

I think about your poetry, it makes me squirm and wiggle, though I'm laying here on my own I let out a stifled giggle

My hands go under cover, my nipples harden to my touch, I pull them hard it turns me on, I feel a dampness in my crutch

I run my hands down my legs, I claw inside my thighs, I open my legs widely and then I close my eyes

My hands now are yours, I feel you're here touching me, you slide your fingers deep inside, first its one, now three

Three fingers soaking wet, buried deep inside my cunt, searching for my G spot, your fingers are on a orgasm hunt

Your thumb beats out a steady rhythm as you make circles on my clit, a deep messaging grinds, as you crash against my slit

Soon you have me on the edge, my poets making me cum, I take my little finger and push it in my bum

In my mind you're in both holes, you own me I'm your bitch, then orgasm explodes inside, I start to buck and twitch

My bed sheets are soaking, finding your poetry set me free, everytime I read a piece, I imagine that's she's me

Your poems are so erotic, finding you somehow was my fate, I better get in the shower now, my poets made me late

THE KINKY POET 

Coming out

Yes I'm serious I'm tired of always hiding my needs like they are bad, not being who I am is making me quiet sad

Why should I be ashamed, why should I keep what I am to myself, I'm sick of pretending this ain't me, so I'm bringing me down off the shelf

Yes they'll be some haters most people won't understand, but I'm tired of this closet life, its time I made a stand

Everyone has the god given right to live happy and be free, so that must include people like myself, now it's time to be the real me

I hope you understand and you'll stand by my side, I've tried to suppress who I am, you know I've really tried

But I'm living such a half life, I can't hide who I am no more, it's eating at me everyday, I feel it in my core

I'm going out to show the world, I'm past caring what it thinks, I've a right to be me and show the world my kinks

No longer will I hide who and what I am, let the neighbours talk, please put my dog collar on and take me for a walk

I like to be your property, I'm honoured to be your slave, take me out let's show the world, I'll do anything you crave

Let them see you own me, you're my mistress, you're my Queen, its time to show I adore you, now let my kink be seen

THE KINKY POET 

Jerk

Now are you sitting comfortably, we are ready to begin, just keep looking at the Pendulum as it starts to swing

You'll feel your eyes get heavy, you'll then begin to drift, through the haze you'll hear my voice, it will be calm but very swift

Listen to the directions it will tell you what you must do, you must follow the commands exactly, as you hear them coming through

Left, right, back and forth, now you feel a uncontrollable urge, to take all your clothes off, to give in to your passions surge

You will want to my body, I will be the only thing you crave, you'll want to give yourself to me, to be my body slave

You won't want anyone else, you won't stop until you've had your way, no matter where you are from now on, all your want is play

A constant need to fuck me, this need will consume your brain, the moment that we finish, you'll want to start again

You'll have a endless passion, a desires that burns so bright, I'm the only thing you want, morning, noon and night

So when I tell you to awake, on my count of One, Two, Three, you will open up your eyes and instantly want me

Here we go One, Two, Three, open up your sleepy eyes, do you have a over whelming need, to have me between your thighs

Why are you laughing, shit this hypnosis didn't work, can't blame a boy for trying I feel like such a jerk

THE KINKY POET 

Birthday wish

I'm not sure I want this, but I know I've already
agreed, you want to ask you friend to play, to fulfil a sexual need

You want me too share your best friend with you, to sit and watch you play, I'm not sure if this is right but I don't have a say

I promised for your birthday, I'd fulfill your chosen wish, I knew you had a thing for her, I saw you when you kissed

It wasn't a simple thank you kiss, you had real passion in your eyes, but I must confess I'm a little shocked, yes I am surprised

You are so very sexy, you're absolutely amazing in our bed, but sometimes I get a little freaked out with what's inside your head

But a promise is a promise I'll do what must be done, I must confess I like her tits, she also has a lovely bum

So bring her into our room, let's get on with your birthday wish, start by undressing her, I'll sit and watch you kiss

When you both are ready, when you both want me to fuck, just call me into the fun, I'll do my best and with luck

You'll both be satisfied, I will fuck you both until I cum, before we start can I ask, does she like it up the bum

So happy birthday baby, I hope you and your friend had fun, I can't wait until it's my birthday and I can choose the one

Can I choose her to play again, she's a great fuck and wow she can kiss, even though technically she's your friend this would be my birthday wish

THE KINKY POET 

Balls of steel

Now you've got me in this room, what the hell you gonna do, just because you have a gun, don't think I'll submit to you

You'll do has your fucking told, bitch don't push your luck, tonight you're doing everything, from a blow job to a fuck

Try force your cock into my mouth I'll bite off the fucking thing, that gun doesn't frighten me prove it's real, go on fire the bloody thing

Girl you better shut your mouth, or I'll put one in your head, now get your fucking clothes off and lie down on the bed

What if I say go fuck yourself, I'm not doing what you ask, if I refuse your orders, ignore every single task

Then you would have forced my hand, I'll take the gun off its safety catch, so this is now your last chance to let me see your snatch

I'd rather take a bullet, than let you near me with your cock, so if your gonna do it, you better aim your fucking Glock

Fuck it babe I give in, good job this scene weren't real, but you sounded really tough, girl you got balls of steel

THE KINKY POET 

Simply you

Ok pick your choice of outfit, decide who you want to be today, get all the things you need, tonight's the time to play

Will you be Cinderella, get your wish and go to the ball, not only will you lose your glass slipper, I'll have your underwear and all

Maybe Princess Jasmin, on my bedroom carpet you can ride, I'll be your Aladin, let me rub your lamp from deep inside

Perhaps Sleeping beauty, you can lay quietly on our bed, I can wake you with true loves kiss, then you can give me head

Please choose Princess Leia, when she's dressed up as the slave, I'll be your Han Solo, I'll give you "THE FORCE" you crave

There's so many people you can be, you can choose what you wear and do but the person I love you most dressed up as, is when you're simply you

THE KINKY POET 

Ok peeps not kink related but a glimpse into me, I'm a massive Shark freak, I'm obsessed with them. Several shark tattoos and the soul reason I learned to dive. I was watching SHARK FEST on TV the programme was called WHEN SHARKS ATTACK j was inspired to write this.....enjoy 

Let's do lunch

Swimming through the shallows, what shall I eat today, will it be a turtle or will I find a man at play

He knows I'm swimming in here but still he has no fear, he thinks he thinks shallow waters are nice and safe but he doesn't know I'm here

I heard him splashing in the surf, it sounds like the dinner bell, so I thought I'd come and take a look, I just followed him by the noise and smell

Turtle shells are really tough, seals are hard to chase, but humans are easy pickings, I love the shock upon their face

They thrash about playing, or they love to ride big waves, to me they are all fair game, when it's dinner that I crave

I must admit there's not much meat, not much blubber on their back, not much calorific use to me but still I must attack

It's part of my shark DNA hard wired into my brain, see something that looks like food, hit it like a train

But if you all stayed on the beach, you'd be safe that is my hunch, but nope you still climb in the sea and end up being lunch

THE KINKY POET