Drugged
Oh my mind is fuzzy, I'm having real trouble just to think, all i can remember from last night is a girl bought me a drink
How did i get here, why am i in a strangers room, she must of brought me here, at least i must presume
Where are all my clothes gone, why am i naked on this bed, god i just cant think straight, whats wrong with my head
I must go to the bathroom, I'm struggling to stand up, i only had a single drink, I'm sure i had one sup
What happened to the gorgeous girl, she came right up yo flirt, she even stroked my chest i think, I'm sure she felt my shirt
Why cant i remember, shit where's my jacket too, I'm naked and has to where i am, i haven't got a clue
Shall i ring the front desk, surely someone saw us come in last night, maybe they can explain what went on, help me get it right
Did we have sex last night, i cant remember if we had a fuck, i remember she was stunning and i could not believe my luck
Shit I've been drugged and robbed, I've such a pounding head, i should have used my brain last night but i followed my dick instead
I guess it kinda serves me right, but how will i explain, I'll tell the wife i got robbed on the midnight train
She thought i was working late but i crept out to find a fuck, instead i got drugged and robbed just my fucking luck
So now I'm cold and naked, how can i get some clothes, i cant go home wrapped up in a sheet, straight away she'll know
Ron