Wanted ads
I'm laying here in my bed I feel quite sad and tired of being alone, so I try to find a girlfriend from the personal ads from a website on my phone
This one says she 54 and is a self confessed kinky slut, she likes to be tired down and she takes it in the butt... Nope
Now this one loves pastel colours, she wants to be treated like a Queen, she's a virgin and a vegan and she doesn't do anything sexual or obscene .... Nope
This ads from a woman calls herself THE HUNGRY MILF says she loves to play but she's only available on certain days, because her husband works away.... Nope
Now we have a lady who has likes to play dress up when she can, it started off quite promising until she confessed she was a man...NOPE
I think I'm on the wrong website, I can't see myself finding a love online, I only want a true love, a girl to be just mine
So I guess I'm destined to stay single and i know the reason why this is true, I could read and answer a million ads but none of them are you
THE KINKY POET