No
When you said you wanted to try something new this wasn't what i had in mind, I thought I'd be doing something to you of a kinky kind
You know try a bit of rope play perhaps a saucy little spank, you doing a sexy sleazy strip tease whilst I watch and give myself a wank
Perhaps a bit of sexy play dress up or even doing dirty stuff outside, you know maybe having sex in your car is the sort of thing we have not tried
Or you could be the one dishing out the spanking I could handle a little pain, that's the sort of trying something new I had running through my brain
On the wildest train of thought I imagined you'd want to bring in another girl, now that a could handle I'd give a cheeky threesome a little whirl
But what you've just suggested as kind of really shook me to my core, what in the wildest dreams would you want to do that to me for
How is that gonna please either if us I can't imagine that would make me cum, sorry babe but the answers no, you can't put that massive dildo in my bum
THE KINKY POET