My ex who I still live with saw a package and its really light and he said oh there is a package for you what is it?
I said if you really wanna know you can just open it.
He said fine I don't mind if I do and he pulled out what he described as a light but frim shaft wrapped with a Leather tip and a grip handle.
He looked at it like it was an alien in his hand and hes like what is it?
I am like what do you think it is?
He said i have no idea is this some of that weirdo sex shit?
I said its a horse crop one of the highest rated on Amazon genuine leather.
Hes like well you don't have any horses.
I said I know... So what do you think I can use it for then?
Hes like to hit a girlfriend is this you telling me you have a girlfriend again?
I'm like hunnie I'm a sadist switch that prefers to top I'll hit anyone who wants it but it doesn't just have to be a strike it could be a pat it could be sensual it could be part of a scene theres more to a device then using it as a tool its what you and your partner or partners in the scene want it to mean and you create art experience and expression with eachother.
He's like you never did any of that shit with me.
I'm like right there you just called it shit. Its not shit its taking what many cis hetro non kinky men think of sex 15 minutes cum and sleep and turning it into an adventure.
You know when I tried to go vanilla I sold all my toys so I been slowly getting them back by the way I also have a violet wand I got last month that you didn't see.
Hes like whats that some sorta fake flower on a stick.
I'm like yeah something like that but if you look it up you might be surprised.😇
