7 months ago. Tuesday, May 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The Wall
You have disappointed me, a lot.
Stand against the wall.
Make sure that your nose is touching it and that it stays there.
Bottom pushed out for me to inspect.
Put your hands on your head and keep them there.
Stay perfectly still until I tell you otherwise.
My paddle will be very busy when I decide that you are ready.