The Phoenix - Eros' Rising

While I would love to talk about the origins of this wonderful holiday and how St. Patrick was not really Irish (or an actual Catholic Saint), I will not bore you with the details.  The thing that matters is that he is the patron Saint of Ireland and that is all that matters.

So today, as we lift a full pint of Guinness, a shot of True Irish Whisky, and eat out Corn Beef and Cabbage.  Let us also celebrate with the upmost debauchery and shenanigans!