3 years ago. June 25, 2021 at 11:25β―PM
I finally did it. Someone talked me into having phone sex. I had to get ito the mood. Took a hot shower. Trimmed the naughty bits. I even brushed my teeth for no other reason then you should.
Got the candles lit. Turned on some music.
Every time my penis touched the screen it google searched some random shit. What a turn off...
NEVER AGAIN!!!!!