7:00 AM. Alarm goes off. Hit the snooze button.
7:09 AM: Alarm goes off again. Better hop out of bed this time. Dont want to be lazy.
7:45 AM: Leave for work. Same old commute; there's the chevy with the fucked up paint job, there's that blue minivan with the big mercedes sign, okay passing the cafe with the big rooster out front, pull into the parking lot, here's Brian Oswald's "One Pee" mobile. (license plate says "1P.")
8:00 AM log onto system and begin working on stuff.
8:45 AM: get coffee.
8:55 AM: Resume working on stuff.
10:30 AM: Participate in office led calisthenics. Yes, our office really does do this. I don't mind though. Its kind of fun, like P.E. for office workers.
11:00 AM: Finish one project. Start working on another one.
12:00 AM: Lunch.
1:00 PM: Continue working on the stuff.
2:00 PM: Whoops, Ben Skafford needs a quick turnaround. It's an emergency. Better drop everything and go hop on that.
2:45 PM: Thankfully Skafford's project wasn't too complicated. Back onto what I was doing before...
5:00 PM: yyyeeeabbbaddaabbado!
5:25 PM: Arrive home. Realize it takes ten minutes longer going the other way.
5:30 PM: Check e-mail. If I feel inspired I'll post something on The Cage, otherwise I'll just watch youtube videos.
6:00 PM: Take an evening walk, or mountain bike ride now that it's getting lighter out in the evenings.
8:00 PM: Cook something for dinner
9:00 PM: People always be e-mailing me about stuff and want answers. Have to sit here and answer e-mails.
11:00 PM: Get ready for bed. Daydream about being submissive and lazy, and not having to do all this stuff.... Before falling asleep.