"Poledark" (An ode to really bad PBS TV shoes.)
I hate M'f&&G Poledark, The worst show on TV
I hate M'f&&g Poledark, It means nothing to me
I hate M'f&&g Poledark, This shows a bunch of crap
I hate M'f&&g Poledark, whoever made this is a sap.
This show sucks, it's really bad
When it comes on then I get mad
Whose at fault, let's take a guess
It was those hacks at PBS!
I hate M'f&&g Poledark, worst show on TV
I hate M'f&&g Poledark, it means nothing to me
I hate M'f&&g Poledark, It's boring and it sucks
I hate M'f&&g Poledark, guess we're out of luck!
PBS, they have no clue!
They show THIS, but cancelled Doctor Who?
This shows boring and it's lame,
I'd rather watch a pro golf game!
I hate M'f&&g Poledark, worst show on TV
I hate Mf&&g Poledark, Last show I'd want to see
I hate M'f&&g Poledark, It really made me pissed
I hate M'f&&g Poledark, cancelled Doctor Who for THIS!
This show's bad, it's really terrible
Watching it is so unbearable.
I rage against the TV Set
I'd rather watch the Bachlorette!
I guess this rhyme is not that funny
But it's why PBS no longer gets my money!
What's an American to do,
When they took away the Doctor Who?