Annoying Creepy Guy: "Mistress, you are so beautiful. I want to be your slave!"
Annoyed Woman: "Good, so since you are my slave, you will obey my every command. Therefore as your new mistress, I order you to get the hell out of my sight and leave me alone."
Submissive Prospect: "Mistress, you are hot! I want to be your toilet!"
Mistress/Indoor Plumbing Expert: "Well, I don't need a toilet, the one I have works fine. But I do need a dishwasher. And my washing machine is on the fritz. Maybe you can come over and do my dishes and hand-wash my clothes for me."
Cavity Creep: "Mistress, I need discipline. Would you spank me?"
Irritated Object of Affection: "Well, if you need discipline, my boyfriend here is a Marine Drill Sargent. I'll let him know, and he can discipline you for me."
Online Perv: (sends a dick pick to online dating prospect)
Creeped out online woman: (Sends a picture of a horse's ass back to online perv, then promptly blocks him.)
Ladies: I apologize on behalf of all those clueless guys out there with no "game". Maybe some of us were all there at one point.
Fellas: If you find yourself on the receiving end of any of these lines... You need to re-think your approach.