At work today minding my own damn business. Ya know, doing my job and all that shit, helping out my new coworker (who also happens to be my Best Bitch Ever!). I was completely tuning out my other coworker and a customer who were conversing about 3 feet away from me on the OTHER side of the counter. I had my back to them and everything.
Next thing I know, I'm tuning back in to their conversation cause I hear, "She must not have felt it" punctuated by an annoying ass man-giggle. And I KNEW immediately that he (the customer) was referring to me because I could FEEL their retinas burning a hole in the back of my skull.
So, I turn my head and look at them over my shoulder and very intelligently and eloquently say, "Huh?" in my most polite customer service voice. His next words quickly made me channel my inner demons.
He says, and I QUOTE, "I touched your hair."
THE FUCKING AUDACITY!!!
This man doesn't know me in any capacity other than my job...as a customer. Never flirted with this man or gone out of my way to speak with him outside of what it takes to do my job.
I had hell on my face and my Best Bitch looked at me like, "oh fuck the shit is about to go down" and kinda half stood prepared to grab me.
I just looked at him for a moment and was like, "Yeah, guess it's a good thing I DIDN'T feel it" and turned my face back to my Best Bitch.
I cannot stand a person that feels the need to violate my space or my person without invitation. I have spent the rest of the day feeling dirty and violated. Fuck him and bah humbug, too. I hope he chokes on his Christmas Candy with his pudgy pillaging fingers. Gonna send the Grinch and Oogie Boogie after his ass.
