Shadows Den

Ok so the other day I went to Walmart (Asda for those in the UK not sure about rest of the world sorry) I was buying some supplies for a visit that was going to happen but never did long story short version is I was dumped the day before was suppose to come see me anyway.

I grab my shopping cart (Trolly) and I am making my way around the store first stop Bird seed (I got a parrot she needs food) then I swing over and buy new pillows, underwear (See story before), bought flowers (it was mothers day cant forget mom), beard oil and beard cream, Body spray, towels and wash cloth, Carabiner clips, wallet, rope, Giant Stuffed Teddy Bear, Lube, KY Yours and Mine pack of lube, Condoms (2 boxes), night time cough syurp, tooth ache meds to numb (I grind my teeth in my sleep and causes pain I do it so hard), underarm deodorant, Hair bands, Hot Pink Long Dog Leash,bottle of Coconut rum and a can of Monster Energy Drink. I refuse to use the self checkout I am not on the walmart pay roll so why would I work for them. This cashier starts ringing things up and is looking at me like WTF kind of crazy shit is going on at his house do I wanna know maybe or maybe not. Is the impression I was getting from her. I had to fight the urge to say shit I forgot the Tarp, and Adult Diapers I will be right back.