Oh the Games We Play
Your Lovely Narrator is a Diabolical and Perverse Man, He lead you down a crooked path, with nary a signpost to point the way.
Indeed Like a good prestidigitator, He confounded you with a title that was untrue and then showed you he was following the rules with the subtitle.
Thus so, #3 was indeed true. Due to a growth thing on my left wrist, it does not rotate as well as my right. This leads to crappy timing, screwing up the Florentine. For those that have not seen it, here is a short vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=pZmncEnx3cw
#2 is also quite true. Not all D/s is sexually oriented. My favorite example is the woman who was getting married to a vanilla. This man placed her on a pedestal, to the point she could do no wrong.
She hated this and needed to be put in her place. So she would come over and clean my apartment. I would follow her around and criticize her work. She was quite grateful for it.
The only articles of clothing she took off was her shoes and sock.
Foot fetish you know.
So that leaves #1 as the Lie. But so obvious a one, it made you all wondering if there wasn't another in the list.
As I said: Perverse and Diabolical
