Good evening Darlings! Today dragged me like a puppy with a new toy, and while you can all be assured I looked amazing during the event itself, you find a very tired and disgruntled Lady this evening.
I attended a wedding today, small affair really, and for that I don’t know if I should be grateful or hateful.
My aunt, who did not disclose her supposed kinks beforehand, married her longtime fiancé in a small ceremony with only a smattering of family. Her parents and his, his daughter her sister and niece. The reception had a few more people.
Darlings, this sham of a reception had neither alcohol nor music! There was no dancing, nor any fun to be found. We were to eat, see them feed one another cake, and stare sickeningly into each others eyes.
It was simply too much! I couldn’t even sneak in a small flask in my garter because my mother confiscated it before we left, worried I’d offend the groom’s parents!
Well the joke was entirely on her, as at least 20 minutes of the reception were spent with the two commenting on my various visible tattoos! The half sleeve of a kraken breaking a ship in half was a very popular topic of discussion, let me tell you!
So now what do you think I’m doing, now I’ve reached home? My heels and bra discarded, hair haphazardly tied up on top of my head?
if you answered “making Margaritas while your partner runs out for tacos?” you’d be correct. Brilliant man took one look at my face and grabbed the keys and called my father to meet him in the car, good tacos are required.
This night is looking up!