The line I use frequently. Only when I'm really not interested in listening to what someone saying.
It's freaky Friday did you get your freak on??. Well if you didn't now it's time to do it.
Hypothetically, if you went camping. And you woke up in the morning, the pants are around your ankles. And you noticed that there's peanut butter smeared into your rear end. Would you tell anybody??
If the answer is no, do you want to go camping? Lol That's funny. Oh don't get your tent in an uproar It was just a joke.
Freaky Friday! Do you believe it's real? Do you believe in aliens? Do you believe the Catholic priests are friendly??
Look I'm just kind of bored at home on a Friday night, freaky Friday night. And I ain't getting my freak on. Unless you consider me writing this blog getting my freak on. Then that would make me pretty much a freaking loser huh. Lol
But realistically no not at all to some people this might be fun. To me it's fun I like writing. I really like when people listen to my writing. Not like my writing makes noise. You know what I mean. So how's your evening going is it going good? Mine's pretty good, glass of gin and club soda! Warm in my house not cold. Getting all my camping gear together. Lol
But really, do you remember the day when the luster and glamor and glitter of going out a Friday night to seem to fizzle away? I don't cuz I still usually go out. I like going out on Fridays.
Going day drinking now that's a whole new special kind of adventure. You're never too old to go out and have a good time. You don't have to drink You don't have to get high You don't have to make a fool of yourself. But I would suggest you do all three of those things because you'll have a hell of a lot more fun. Have you ever seen a well-mannered perfectly sober non-chemically active person having a good time?? Well if you have then you've been to a funeral and looked into a big shiny box. The guy in there is that person. Lol but I digress. I say that and I really hate saying that. Anyway, if you get bored give me a holler. I'll be home thinking of more boring things to write for you to read later. I leave my number on this blog but I really don't want it written on all the bathroom walls of truck stops across the country. Not that I mind the phone calls it's attention. But sometimes people can be a little freaky. And it's Friday I'm at home so I don't need any more freaky than I can handle
. So jump in the hoopty cruise downtown get your magic marker out. And write one of your friends phone numbers on the bathroom stall. Life's too short. Just go do it.
Have a good weekend. Don't do anything I would. Unless you plan on getting bailed out of jail later. Jw out!