Let's delve into this one. The nicknames we pick for ourselves. What the hell were we thinking??
Let's start with the simple,
" Big and tasty"
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read that? That they're big and tasty. Or they just got a super size me meal at McDonald's.? It's up to you to decide.
How about this one,
" Love Hunter"
Now that's intriguing. In a serial killer kind of way.
How about this,
"Born to submit"
What comes to your mind when you read that one. What comes to my mind is. THIS person will cave under questioning.
This is a classic one,
" Not looking"
Now immediately you assume something. Do you know what I assume. That you're confused cuz if you're not looking what the hell are you doing on this page. Shopping for bargains.
Another good one,
"Dazed and confused"
Are we to assume that you fell off a backhoe hit your head and now you don't know how to get home??
Another gem,
"Too Tense"
I'm pretty sure I know what this means. You're a wigwam and a teepee You're two tents.
Look you don't have to laugh. I'm home alone 8:34 on a Friday night. And I'm a damn good looking man I should be out running around like a wild coyote.
But no I decided to stay home and write things to make your night better. And what thanks do I get??
Enough of the clever nicknames. Whatever happened to singing telegrams?? We should revitalize that. I mean it may still be an existence but I never seen one. Maybe we should take it to the next level though.
If you could teach your private parts to talk. now that's a singing telegram that no one would ever forget.
Here's a point to ponder.
"Lifetime guarantee"
Everything they sell on television is either 1999 or 999. Basically it's an advertising ploy. It was $10.10 it wouldn't buy it. Or if it was $20.25 you wouldn't buy it. But $19.99 you jump all over that. And it's got a lifetime warranty. Send it back whenever you want no questions asked will refund your money Just ship it on back to us. Those companies know all too well you are not getting off that couch boxing up that piece of shit you bought and walking it down to the post office shipping it back and waiting for that check. We all know no one's getting off the couch and doing that the Kardashians are on. Lol. Whoever the hell they are. In all honesty I wouldn't know them if I was standing next to them.
You really think Popeye ate all that spinach??
I probably should have went out think I'm getting stir crazy or that brain damage just kicking back in. All right I'm going to quit while I'm ahead. Well at least I think I'm ahead. You may think differently, but then again does that really matter. Unless you want to go camping? Lol
Have a great weekend Don't forget to bring the tent with you. Cuz remember you're too tense. Lol I kill me. Later