So the person holding my keys is evil. Like so fucking evil, and he's a friend to top it off. Last night he decided he was going to talk Hella dirty to me, through voice clips. He had me so hot and bothered I was screaming/crying into my pillow. Did he do it while it was still Sept. No , absolutely not, he waited til midnight, and then promised all kinds of naughty things he was going to do to me for being a good girl all the way through October.
Yall, I fucked up. I didn't know my friend was even kinky. He never showed me an ounce of it til last night. Not only that but hes always just been the kind of supportive friend that has words of encouragement. Where the hell did this guy come from. He asked to be able to hold the keys and I was like yeah, I definitely won't fail then. I said yeah cause I didn't think he knew anything about this world. All I had told him was I was looking for someone to hold my keys and then explained what it was.
What the hell have I done. I don't understand where my sweet goofy friend went. He's been replaced by this...this this person of kink dominance and seduction what the actual fuck!
....ITS ALMOST LIKE THE FUCKER PLANNED THIS! but tell me why I enjoyed every minute at the same time. What is happening in your life right now. Locktober is gonna kill me......he's gonna kill me. I must refer him to voice overs for romance novels. Holy hell.
