4 hours ago. Monday, June 8, 2026 at 11:14 AM
I am human.. Never have, nor will, claim to be otherwise.. Since My last post, was attempting to transfer rubbish and recyclables to the garage to 'tidy up the living space'.. I will not deny the fact that I failed on an Epic, if not LEGENDARY level.. Whilst moving the refuse to the garage, I lost My balance and faceplanted into an unused riding mower.. NO excuses, NO hiding. It happened, I a adjusting.. Luckily, My skull was harder than the plastic and metal the machine was made of..
Alcohol may or may NOT have been involved.. A racoon may, or may NOT have been present.. CATS may or may not have been present.. The racoon, if present, may or may NOT have been stolen.. *sigh* but this happened, within the past twenty minutes..