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⚡ THE FINAL ARC ⚡👠
💋👠 CHAPTERS 7 – 11 👠💋
💀🔥 THE END OF THE STORY 🔥💀
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Chapter 7

Bullet Tries Yoga. The Dog Interprets It Wrong.
Bullet laid out a mat, cracked her knuckles, and pulled up a YouTube video titled "Tantric Brat Flow for Flexibility."
Chaos was on the couch, eating pickles out of a wine glass like a queen.
I was pretending to read a motorcycle magazine, but everyone knew I was watching.
Bunny, however, took one look at Bullet’s downward dog and—tail wagging—charged like he’d just seen God.

She didn’t even flinch.
“Bunny, no. This is yoga, not a mating ritual.”
He whined. Sat. Watched. Tongue out. Clearly waiting for something else to drop.
Chaos leaned over. “Honestly? He’s got good taste.”
I left the room.

But not before hearing Bullet say, “Fine. Next time I do yoga, I’m locking the dog up. And your husband.”

Chapter Eight: The Delivery Driver Who Will Never Be the Same

UPS guy showed up with two boxes, a clipboard, and the kind of nervous energy you only see in folks who’ve walked into an orgy by accident.
Bunny greeted him at the door, wearing the pink collar. Chaos answered in a towel. Bullet came sliding into the room in socks, yelling, “Did the peanut butter lube come yet?”
The man physically recoiled.

I stepped into the doorway with bourbon in hand and said, “Sign here. And maybe therapy too.”
He left the packages. One was vibrating. He didn’t even wait for a tip.

Chapter Nine: The Wreckage Expands

The next morning, we had a new problem.
The girls decided we were throwing a party.
“Theme?” I asked. “Doggy-style brunch,” Chaos replied.

By noon, there were balloons, mimosas, a naked Ken doll centerpiece, and Bunny wearing a bowtie and condoms on his paws like little balloons.
I tried to stop it. But they put me in charge of the playlist, handed me a leash, and called me “Daddy DJ.”
By 3 p.m., there was a piñata shaped like a butt plug. By 4 p.m., Bunny humped i

Chapter Ten: The Great Laundry Room Escape

Bullet tried to do laundry. The machine was full of toys.
Chaos had used the dryer as a “warming chamber” for latex.
Bunny had taken every sock in the house and hidden them in the dishwasher.
Bullet snapped.

She ran screaming through the house, waving a vibrating feather duster like a holy relic, shouting, “I’m taking back the castle!”
I tried to help. She turned on me.
“I swear to God if you touch one more button in this house, I’ll handcuff you to the Roomba!”
“Promise?” I said.
Then Chaos tackled me

Chapter Eleven: One Brat to Rule

The story ends in the backyard.
Bunny in a kiddie pool. Bullet in a hammock wearing my leather vest and nothing else. Chaos sunbathing on the hood of the SUV.
I grilled.
A neighbor peeked over the fence. His eyes went wide. He asked if we were having a themed barbecue.

Bullet leaned over and said, “Yeah. It’s called ‘Wreckage Wednesday.’ BYO leash.”
The neighbor hasn’t spoken to us since.
And me? I wouldn’t trade this house for the world.
Even if my dog has a better credit score than I do.

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I just wanted to be a grizzled old biker, write filthy stories, and ride off into the damn sunset...
Instead, I’m living in a madhouse with brats, toys, dogs, and drama.

Thank God for Bullet.
Thank God for bourbon.
And may the next delivery driver survive.
OH AND HER 👇 "THE BRAT/CHAOS" OH BROTHER 🤯🫦GOT TO LOVE MY LADIES

༺💋 House of Wreckage™ ༻

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