(This is an opinion piece)
For those of you out there who enjoy these things, more power to you! This is just me.
I will never be impressed with your pictures of all your toys lined up perfectly on hooks and all in their places - your 8 different sets of cuffs and collars, or your red and black rooms with alllll the furniture. Have you ever tied a girl up over the back of a couch ass up? Or bent over a kitchen table? That's good stuff! (BTW, who decided that red and black was the way to go? I like red and black just fine and I'm not saying that it needs to be done up in pinks and lace, but what happened to "normal"?)
I want every room in our place to be that room. I want to be used, fucked, kneel in, be tied up in, and crawl in every. single. room. No fancy dungeon needed! Maybe I'm the oddball here. This is just something about this general lifestyle that I've never cared for.
I will be impressed by the toys that are special to you and especially the ones that we pick up along the way, or the collar that you picked out just for me. I'll be impressed by any implement that you make me fetch from your desk drawer when I've been bad, the belt you wear every day, or the cane that subtly stands in the corner of our bedroom.
I will never be impressed with how many books you've read on BDSM and how much of it you can regurgitate. (I am in no way saying that it isn't important to read and learn, so don't come at me! I've read a couple of books ;)
Don't tell me about your dominance. Show me in the person that you are. A natural Dom is beautiful and that beauty comes out in his personality. It's shown in the subtle nuances of daily life and in daily conversation. If you have to work that hard to tell me who you are, then it's going to be lost on me.
Can you make me laugh and make me fear you without missing a beat? It's a tall order, I know, but I also know that it exists. And I'm definitely impressed with THAT! ?
Y'all take care.
I don't even like this song, but felt it was approriate to include it since it was my title inspiration...