Name' sake

Satindragon{Not Lookin} - I love the rhyme! Brings to mind a song of long ago, which had my favorite line…….I don’t like spiders and snakes!!!

Jack in the box -
Lol, right. 😏

ButterfliesAndCuffs​(sub female) - Poor spider 🕷. I’ll put him outside for ya. 😆

Jack in the box -
Poor spider?
POOR SPIDER!??

What about poor me??
That thing was HUGE!
he didnt spin a web, he tied ropes together!

ButterfliesAndCuffs​(sub female) - Wow so you’re going to body shame him too?! Tsk tsk.
He was probably just practicing his shibari. Probably helps when he’s after those black widow types.

Jack in the box - 😂

Jack in the box -
Well . . . He's not as big as he was 😏

A Cloud​(sub female){Owned} - But what about his cock? Too much? 🤣🤣😜

A Cloud​(sub female){Owned} - My fucked up brain is at it again - sorry for the giant leap there.

Jack in the box -
Well that took a weird turn . . .

A Cloud​(sub female){Owned} - 🤷♀️🥸

Blondie​(sub female){Collared} - I'm right there with you Jack. I HATE spiders!

Jack in the box -
Vile creatures!
Sleek sneaking from the darkest depths of hell -
Prepare to pay the toll - they've ensnared you well

(Man, im on a roll this morning, lol)

Blondie​(sub female){Collared} - I have missed your rolls! lol

Jack in the box -
Thank you Ms Blondie 😚 ⚘

Jack in the box -
*Please note - no animals, people, or arthropods were harmed in any way during the making of this production.
Said spider was sent un-harmed back to the wild with a nice packed lunch and adequate bus fare. 👍

A Cloud​(sub female){Owned} - Thank god for that because spider killing will get you blocked.

Jack in the box -
Sadly, Ms Betty - I just got word . . .
It seems he couldn't get on the bus 😔

He was too flat

😂

A Cloud​(sub female){Owned} - Seems like someone's got a chip in their shoulder. Jealousy is an ugly trait.

Jack in the box -
Oh hell no - im way bigger than he was. 😎

A Cloud​(sub female){Owned} - Mmhmmm

A Cloud​(sub female){Owned} - *on

SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - spider is both alive and dead. dont correct me. not looking deeper into this box of horrors! 🙈

#CatchandRelease
#SpidersAreNotNope
#FuzzBumLittleHelpers

hmph.

Jack in the box -

Um . . . .

🤔

A Cloud​(sub female){Owned} - Correct me if I am wrong but the spider is both dead and alive. Don't want to look at this spider massacring.

A Cloud​(sub female){Owned} - Anymore

Jack in the box -
To any and all concerned - I swept him/it out the door with my broom - un-harmed. 👍

SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - did you hurt his little scuttlers!?

Jack in the box -
Nope - I actually think I heard him growl at me - but yes, un harmed.
Ive never seen a spider short of a tarantula that big
I need therapy now. 😑

ButterfliesAndCuffs​(sub female) - 🤣 I love that we’re so opinionated over Boris the Spider. Look up the song if you don’t know it and you’re welcome.

ButterfliesAndCuffs​(sub female) -

A Cloud​(sub female){Owned} - Beats The Forum 🤣

CelloCaster​(dom male) - That is John Entwistle the bass player that says Boris the spider in a deep voice

ButterfliesAndCuffs​(sub female) - My uncle used to play this song for my cousins and me when we were kids. Fond memories!

CelloCaster​(dom male) - My wife has arachnophobia. I have to kill every spider near and far, whether it’s full grown or a little tiny baby. I think there’s a spider post office somewhere and I am on the 10 most wanted list

Jack in the box -
I cannot like nor dislike this comment
I plead the 5th. 😏

CelloCaster​(dom male) - Yeah it’s probably better that way. Spider retaliation is not a good thing

Jack in the box -
I will attest to this tho - arachniphobia is a real thing

A Cloud​(sub female){Owned} - For you?

Jack in the box - Yes

CelloCaster​(dom male) - Where I live in Maryland we had the 17 year cicadas this year. There were thousands and thousands and thousands of them. When you stepped out of the house it sounded like a spaceship hovering… I have a friend of mine who is terrified of insects. It was right toward the end of Covid restrictions. Everybody else was leaving our house and going out.She would not leave her apartment until after the cicadas were all gone. She was terrified of them. It would be the same thing as if spiders were falling from the sky.

Jack in the box -
I experienced that 17 year thing once - right after we closed on the property - didnt know what it was, lol
You're right, its pretty intense

shysweetness​(sub female) - Lol poor spider 🕷
-and- poor "acrachnophobe"

I enjoyed this, it's very fun. 😊

I don't want spiders to touch me or get too near but as long as they keep their distance they can do their thing.

Jack in the box -
Live and let . . . .live. 😑
Right?

I am glad you enjoyed my morning shenanigans Ms Shy. ☺⚘

shysweetness​(sub female) - Exactly! Live and let live.

I coulda sworn I had said that in my original comment...guess it got edited out, didn't make the final cut 🤷♀️

I enjoyed your shenanigans very much, it was well written. Thank you for sharing 😊

Jack in the box -
And thank you ☺

Morley​(sub female){Max Sterne} - You KNOW I am a SPIDER LOVER, as I KNOW you are arachnophobic... YET, I also know you wouldn't hurt a living thing !!!

Sorry to hear (read) you went through that... Yet, your AMAZING writing came through, SO....

Shouldn't you actually thank the spider on your shelf?? 😜

Jack in the box - No 😝

Jack in the box -
Thank you Ms Morley, for the compliment on my writing - I do appreciate that. 😚⚘