Jack in the box

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1 year ago. December 24, 2023 at 7:23 PM

I dont mean to boast, but . . .

Ive invented a few things in my time ?

The left handed pen

The decaffienated coffee table

Glow in the dark light bulbs

A Chuck Norris proof suit

To name a few.

I have also laid the foundation for the

Orginization against Occasional Penis Slips

Grocery store psychological trickery has never worked on me - I go straight to what im after and leave the store.

Ive never bought anything because I saw an ad for it

And $9.99 has always pissed me off! Its 10 dollars fuckers!

I dont use Instagram, tiktok, or facebag

And Alexa is a whore

Heaven help me . . .

Amor Animus(dom male) - Jack, I can appreciate someone that doesn’t use all the social bullshit. It’s so freeing without it, don’t you think?

Laughed hard at the Chuck Norris proof suit. That shit’s funny.

1 year ago

Jack in the box -
Glad I was able my friend ??

1 year ago

Apkrodite(sub female){ForeverHis} - Most excellent inventions Mr Jack, I have been left speechless ???

1 year ago

Jack in the box -
Why thank you young lady, thank you ?
I hope you are having a very wonderful holiday season ???
Ive been working on a few more but ssshhhh

1 year ago

Apkrodite(sub female){ForeverHis} - Having a very special time, just what's needed lots of laughter.?
I cannot wait to hear more of these unique ideas Mr Jack I find them truly enlightening and cannot think why no one has thought of these clever ideas sooner ?☺️?

1 year ago

Jack in the box -
Glad I could help Ms A ???

1 year ago

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