2 years ago. Sunday, December 24, 2023 at 2:23 PM
I dont mean to boast, but . . .
Ive invented a few things in my time ?
The left handed pen
The decaffienated coffee table
Glow in the dark light bulbs
A Chuck Norris proof suit
To name a few.
I have also laid the foundation for the
Orginization against Occasional Penis Slips
Grocery store psychological trickery has never worked on me - I go straight to what im after and leave the store.
Ive never bought anything because I saw an ad for it
And $9.99 has always pissed me off! Its 10 dollars fuckers!
I dont use Instagram, tiktok, or facebag
And Alexa is a whore
Heaven help me . . .