Coincidence abound these days
Butt ☝️
I started writing this a few days ago and with a recent similiar topic being posted - it prompted me to re-visit mine.
*disclaimer,
I mean no offense to the "southern" club, or the "up north" club, or the "down unda" club, or the "mile high" club - Im just talking about within my own dialect, the words or sayings that just glitch in my brain.
"one dollars" - "one" cant be plural!
"do you wanna come with" - finish it! Finish the sentence!
"went to hospital" - the ?
"myriad things" - maybe this is proper? But seems it should be myriad 'of' things.
"Sally beauty supply" - add the damn s ffs! "Sally's"!
And is it just me, or does there seem to be a trend of people pronouncing things differently lately? Its "your anus"! Not urinis
Which reminds me . . .
In pool, slop counts - to some.
"it went in the wrong hole but still counts"
How anal is that!? ?
Taint funny kids, this is serious business!
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Its Tuesday, look busy
