When a man is aroused in public its exceedingly obvious.
When a woman is aroused in public, no one knows.
A woman can say to a man "how big are you?"
whats a man to say? "how deep are you?"
Men are pretty straight forward - stroke stroke stroke stroke splat!!!
women are, mood and lighting and emotional harmony and endurance and planetary alignment and timing and strive strive strive strive splat!!!
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Men are ready to go at "baby, you look good in that"
women are like "what have you done for me lately!??"
Men are like "mmmmm"
women are like "pig!!"
Men be like "baby I have a headache, can we fuck?"
women be like . . . . . .
Men be like "thats it! Ive had it! Bend over!!"
women be like "I dare you!"
Men be like "I love you baby girl"
women be like "I love you too Daddy"
Calamari is squid
And sushi is raw fish
And caviar is fish eggs
And
Men are from Mars
And
Women are from Venus
