Name' sake

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - I am not ready to be next... lol
Who are you snookering today... jk

Jack in the box -
Come on Mr Don, surely theres something you've learned recently.
I actually did learn how to play snooker today - its kinda fun to be honest - ive never played anything besides straight 8 ball

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - Awesome on learning snooker.

Sounds like this should have been a challenge blog......lol
Maybe I will

Innocent Me​(sub female){Protected} - I learned if you don't run from a charging dog they become afraid of you. I almost died. Rofl

Jack in the box -
This is indeed true Ms Me
You run, they chase - it is the nature of things.
Butt ☝️
A cornered mouse will bite a cat.
Once upon a time, a billion years ago, I had a paper route - my grandfather taught me to have a handful of pepper for such cases when a dog was chasing me - it worked surprisingly well 😏

flitter'fly​(sub female) - I would have never thought of that.
Guess what I learned today? 😁
A hand full of pepper, works surprisingly well. 🤗

Innocent Me​(sub female){Protected} - A handful of actual pepper? Like...the pepper you put on your food? Haha I could see that working. I have a mace bracelet my Daddy makes me wear on my walks.

I was walking, almost home, and this dog probably 50-75 pounds came charging at me. I was like....whelp, I can't run 'cause that would be dumb. So I just kept walking, didn't change my pace, didn't flinch, didn't look at him. I pretended he didn't exist and he came to a screeching halt about half an inch from me...I could feel him trying to figure out why I wasn't running, then he just started backing up and walked away. I'm 5'3, this dog was like hip height. I literally almost died. Hahaha

Today I saw one of his little friends on the side of the road, he'd been hit by a car...he was very dead. I felt a bit sad for him.

One time I was taking my dog on a walk, she's 25 pounds and a total lover not fighter. Like 5 chihuahuas came running out of nowhere, cornered her and started trying to bite her. I picked her up, put her over my shoulder and scooped one of those little dogs up with the top of my foot and yeeted (yup, I said yeeted lol) it away from us...the others went 'oh shit' and ran for the hills. No one's messing with my girl. lol

Is it just me or is this song so sad? It's like...deep, meaningful sad. My heart hurts for this song.

Jack in the box -
Very dead is so much worse than mostly dead 😔

Innocent Me​(sub female){Protected} - But is it? I worked as a waitress in my 20's and one of my coworkers came in completely traumatized. We asked what was wrong. She said as she was backing out of her driveway she ran over a bunny. She looked in the mirror and saw that it wasn't dead and we were like....what did you do?! And she's like....well, it wasn't going to make it so I ran it over again to kill it. We were like.... 0_0. Poor girl was so sad, but she didn't want it to suffer.

Jack in the box -
Poor bunny 😔
Thats sad
Now I need to make an appointment with my therapist
😒

flitter'fly​(sub female) - Right
Giggling out of control right now.

Innocent Me​(sub female){Protected} - Probably could've kept that sad story to myself. I'll cheer you up. Here's the story of my dog....

I always wanted a dog, so when I lived in New York State I came back to Texas to visit my family. I decided to adopt a dog, went down to the shelter with my b/f at the time and couldn't find one that felt right. He called me over and wanted me to take a look at a dog he'd found. She was in a little pen, in the corner with the saaaadest look on her face. I took her out to walk her and she was the sweetest little girl. So, I paid my fee...they had just picked her up so they were going to send her off to be fixed and get her shots.

Got a call a few days later saying they took her temperature and it was high, she was positive for kennel cough and she was massively pregnant. They wanted to euthanize her, so I started crying on the phone. They told me I could come back and pick another dog and I told the man on the phone I didn't WANT another dog because THAT was my dog. So I drove down to the shelter and barged into the boss's office, crying and begging him not the kill her and her puppies. He finally felt so bad that he said he'd reach out and see if he could find someone willing to foster her. Well, he found someone. She went to foster, got treatment for her kennel cough, had her puppies, they apparently were so adorable and got adopted out the first day they were up for adoption.

They told me a few months after I met her that I could finally pick her up. So, I arrived with a leash and collar and he tells me not to be discouraged if she doesn't recognize me because we'd only met briefly and hadn't seen each other for months. Well, we went to the back and he opened up her kennel. She darted out, ran circle around me and when I sat down on the floor she jumped into my lap and started licking my face. He looked amazed and just goes....well damn, she definitely recognizes you! He started laughing and told me the fact that I was so invested her was the only reason he was willing to try so hard to save her, because he knew someone would be waiting for her.

I took her home, got her groomed and named her Chai. My sister said she looked like a Chai latte (her color) and I was like...ew, no. But for some reason I googled 'Chai' and it popped up that Chai is the Hebrew symbol for 'living' or 'life' and I thought it was fitting. So, she's Chai.

There, a feel good story for you. :)

Jack in the box -
But in a little pen? 🥺
Now i need even more therapy!
😥

Innocent Me​(sub female){Protected} - Geezus, just listen to this. If you're still sad I dunno what to do. lol

flitter'fly​(sub female) - I absolutely lovvvve this.
Thank You My Friend 🤗

Innocent Me​(sub female){Protected} - Heehee You're very welcome <3

Drinfear​(dom male){Owns PFP} - Appointments available, Boss.. $250 an hour.. (no insurance accepted, but HAMMAMURGERS are..

flitter'fly​(sub female) - Ohhh noooo
Hilarious yes sooo saddd

Drinfear​(dom male){Owns PFP} - Too true, Mr Jack.. MOSTLY dead has a pill to help revive the recipient.. Or so said Billy Crystal in The Princess Bride..

Jack in the box - Right, lol

Sweet Minx​(sub female){NotLooking} - I love snooker! When i was 16 i worked in a pool hall. The older gentlemen "sharks" taught me to play 8 ball, 9 ball, and snooker.

Jack in the box -
Well then Ms Minxiepoo, I challenge you to a game!
butt ☝️
The rules are slightly different in my hall,
You see, you must be naked 😏

Sweet Minx​(sub female){NotLooking} - Ohhh. I only play naked games with my Dom. And we both win lol

flitter'fly​(sub female) - Ohhh I'm dieing
Minxipoo
STOP
Ohhhhh

Jack in the box -
Girls, girls! Come on now, behave! 🙄

flitter'fly​(sub female) - Usessss
Its you.. lroflmao
I've not laughed this hard in months
Thank You...
Sooo funny.

Jack in the box -
I may or may not have peed a little 😑

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - Good thing about the dress

Drinfear​(dom male){Owns PFP} - Jack? If you MAY have peed a little, for the love of the GAWDS don't SNEEZE without a Depends on Man!!

Jack in the box -
Well now, that depends 🤔

Drinfear​(dom male){Owns PFP} - You're KILLING Me here, Jack!! SO wrong on SO many levels.. But HILARIOUS..

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - Well that raises a question, what does 80 year old pussy taste like?
Depends

Drinfear​(dom male){Owns PFP} - Mostly dust..? O.o at least back when *I* was a kid, and rocks were being born.. Social Security numbers were ONE digit long, IF you could find someone that could count.. *blink* PREFERABLY not the way JACK counts.. 20 is fine.. But any higher..? NO.

Sweet Minx​(sub female){NotLooking} - I think we know I'd kick your ass at snooker 💅

Jack in the box -
Oh its on!! Bring it!! 💪

Jack in the box -
Well this took a weird turn 🤔

Innocent Me​(sub female){Protected} - I mean...you kind of attract weird. Hahaha

Jack in the box -
Its seems so, doesnt it?
Perhaps its the way I dress? 🤔

Innocent Me​(sub female){Protected} - Nah...it comes from within. People are either weird or 'normal'. You, sir, are a weirdo. :)

Jack in the box -
And so, I shall take that as a compliment 😏
And you Ms Me, are a weirdo as well 😘

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - Perhaps you should change the dress, jus sayin

Innocent Me​(sub female){Protected} - Maybe it's the color?

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - It just doesn't go with his walking stick

Innocent Me​(sub female){Protected} - Hahaha I can't right now with ya'll!!

flitter'fly​(sub female) - Right... I couldn't hold my phone.... lol

Drinfear​(dom male){Owns PFP} - You attract weird, Jack, NOT because of how you dress.. (Though I MIGHT suggest an episode or six of Queer Eye) but because of the way You hold Your TONGUE, Boss.. VERY odd..

Jack in the box -
5 likes but 44 comments 🤔

Drinfear​(dom male){Owns PFP} - YOU, Sir, must have gone to school in Ohio.. THEY don't know how to recognize numbers, either.. I ain't sayin.. I'm just sayin..

Jack in the box -
Now its 6 and 47 😏

Drinfear​(dom male){Owns PFP} - Oooo.. I'm expressed.. You recognize a SIX.. But, appendages don't go beyond 21 for guys, so missed on the 49..

flitter'fly​(sub female) - I'm a bit lost
At your comment
21. 49. ????

Drinfear​(dom male){Owns PFP} - He can count to 21.. (IF He uses His fingers and toes.. AND takes His pants off.. You can't count to 49 with only 10 fingers, 10 toes and a.. &*blinks and squints* Vienna Sausage..?O.o

flitter'fly​(sub female) - Now I got it
Lol over my head 🤣 for a min

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - 647 lottery pick 3 number

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - Dammit that number has now changed

Drinfear​(dom male){Owns PFP} - THAT would have helped yesterday, Boss!.. *sigh* one of these days.. Maybe..

Drinfear​(dom male){Owns PFP} - OH! And Jack? PUHLEASE put the pants back on.. W/we KNOW You needed to count as high as you could, but DECENCY, Man.. (My eyes.. MY EYES!! WHO has bleach??)

Jack in the box - Lol

Drinfear​(dom male){Owns PFP} - Thank You SO much, Boss, for taking that as the comedic relief it was MEANT to be.. Quite a few would have gotten offended..

Jack in the box -
I took it as intended my friend, no worries 😏

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - Long cool woman in a black dress just pop on my pandora.... lol

Jack in the box - Good song 👍

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - Indeed

Drinfear​(dom male){Owns PFP} - Have ALWAYS loved The Hollies.. Some of their music is a bit.. NOT mainstream, but then, neither am *I*..

Drinfear​(dom male){Owns PFP} - Uh.. TWO somebodys out here, who shall remain nameless, BOTH know My addiction to, and proficiency, with music..

Jack in the box -
Well my peeps, last night was a blast, my sides still hurt 😁
Thank you all 🌹🌹🌹🍻🍻🍻