Amazon - "Hi, welcome - come on in"
A. Joe - "thank you"
. . . . Time
. . . . And time again
. . .
Amazon - "Find something you like?"
A. Joe - "Yes, I think i'll buy this shirt"
Amazon - "Great! Have you seen the 20 packs?"
A. Joe - "No, im good - just the one is all I want"
Amazon - "Can I interest you in a set of tires?"
A. Joe - "Where do I pay for this?"
Amazon - "That counter right over there"
Prime - "Well, hello - find everything ok?"
A. Joe - "Yep, Id like to buy this shirt"
Prime - "Alrighty, that'll be $9.99"
A. Joe - "Great, heres my banking information"
Prime - "Okay, we're all set, thank you"
A. Joe - "Um . . . Can I have it?"
Prime - "We'll package it up and send it to you"
A. Joe - "Oh, when can I expect it?"
Prime - "Four to six weeks"
A. Joe - "Four to six weeks???"
Prime - "I'll tell ya what, if you give me another two dollars . . . I'll give it to you now"
Dont even get me started on cell phone companies
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