Yep, I have a cavity ??
Now, normally I love going to the dentist as much as the next guy (or girl), but see - the problem is . . .
I DONT!!
Id rather have my balls put in a vice - and then said vice attached to the back of a diesel truck in dire need of a ring job - and then said truck driving off a cliff!
In inclement weather!
On a Tuesday!! (btw - wtf is up with Tuesdays, I mean, right? Its not the beginning, or humping, or party time, or . . . Well, its just useless - fuck you Tuesday! I never liked you anyway! )
Naked!! (the driver, not me)
Where were we? Oh yes . . . Cavities
I did some research and found out sharks never get cavities (shout out to shark lovers)
So I got to thinking . . .
What if I replaced all my teeth with . . . .
Hold on, im getting a call ☝️
#bighair