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5 years ago. March 5, 2019 at 11:57 PM

I have determined that it is unfair to have both vertigo and farts. The vertigo makes you go round and round see you get smacked by your own  farts multiple times.

Shockingly, getting smacked by your own fart multiple times due to vertigo is not in ICD-10.

 

Fuckers...

 

Bunnie - I’ve had vertigo, and wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy... it is horrible and debilitating :(
I’m not sure of your situation, or if it might help, but there is a manoeuvre your doctor can do that helps shift everything back to “normal”... (the physiology behind it and what causes vertigo is quite fascinating and worth reading about if you haven’t already). If you haven’t tried the manoeuvre/s, I would highly recommend looking into it, as it most definitely works. I also removed dairy strictly (I had been relatively dairy free for quite some time, due to being lactose intolerant... but cheese was my kryptonite) from my diet as I was told that I had a lot of congestion, and noticed a huge difference in clarity and general head stuffiness. Hope this helps in some way :)
5 years ago
MasterBear​(other butch) - I have a brain stem injury.

But-- I heard Walmart has brain stems on sale...


Abby Normal stems 3 for a dollar 50.
5 years ago
Shiro​(sub female) - Aaaahahahahahaha.
You make me feel eye-squinting, teary-eyed, pounding-my-chest-with-my-fist-and-coughing, holding my sides gutteral laughter down in my soul.
Thank you, lmao. xD
5 years ago
MasterBear​(other butch) - LOLOL!! GOOD!!!!
5 years ago
Shiro​(sub female) - Also, I feel your pain. <3
5 years ago
ZaftigV​(switch female){sub matt} - Since no ICD-10 code for this insurance won’t cover it. 😅😂🤣 Seriously though... *hugs* 🙂
5 years ago
Fen'Harel​(dom male) - Why is it all I can imagine is someone in a roller chair spinning whilst laying on their side farting and the propelent from the fart is spinning them into the fart clouds. Sounds hilarious to watch but must be a nightmare to be apart of.
5 years ago
Shiro​(sub female) - *cries of laughter*
5 years ago

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