Hopefuly this will cheer some of you up. This last Saturday me and my sub had had a long day and we wanted to do something to relax. We decided to watch fifty shades of grey as I had never seen it all the way through. We decided to drink every time something unrealistic or stupid happened. Now some things to know.
1.) We were drinking wine.(All we had)
2.) I drink whiskey and only drink wine on rare occasions.
3.) I rarely get drunk even off heavy drinks in large quantity.
4.) I have never gotten sick from alcohol.
So we start to play and by the half way point of the movie I have drank about a bottle and half. My sub who is very smart and know there limits had about a bottles worth. So by that point I am beyond drunk and not feeling well I exscuse myslef. And provided to get sick. I tell my sub and tell her it is time for bed. I wake back up some time later to get sick again. Only to find afterwords that I am going to pass out. My options were pass out on the floor or in my more spacious tub. My drunken brain decided the tub is the best option. I stayed there for the rest of the night until my sub came in and woke me up at 6. Thankfuly she took care of me and helped me get into bed where I got a decent nap in. I can admit when I am wrong and when I lose and she definitely won the game. She is still gloating. Needless to say I will be avoiding wine for a while. Hope it made somone laugh it certainly got her to.
