Back in college I was discussing my sex life with a slightly drunken friend as men do. He was shocked to learn my sub at the time was submissive to me. It was not a vibe he'd ever gotten from her and of course prompted a whole string of questions that mostly suggested she was easy. Being slightly drunk myself, and always kind of evil, I encouraged this thinking. Suggested he just go up to her and demand a blowjob. Being the fool he leapt at the opportunity and almost ran over.
She listened politely to him, looked at me, rolled her eyes, and proceeded to pour her drink over him.
Confused he looked down at this phone to find a text from me, "Just because a she-wolf can be a bitch doesn't meant she is not a wolf that will tear you limb from limb as soon as look at you."
I then took the she-wolf to appease her with the ritual offering of chocolate and cinnamon schnapps.
