3 years ago. March 3, 2022 at 10:19 AM
For your amusement:
Wit should be like a martini. Dry, with a delivery that shakes people up and indulged in often, at all times of day.
I don't know why people use balls as a synonym for toughness. A pussy can take a pounding, but one kick to the balls and its all over.
Its important not to make stupid mistakes, only very clever ones.
Whiskey is proof god loves us and want us to be happy. Hangovers that he is a terrible planner.