One day my girlfriend dropped me off for lunch with a friend. He noticed that she was being unusually cold to me, going so far as to pull away from a good bye kiss. Being a good friend he of course asked me what had gone wrong.
"Well she wanted to spice things up." I sighed and started where things had inexplicably gone wrong.
That obviously surprised my friend and he said as much, "Well that's never really been something you've objected to."
"True but...she wanted to role play."
"So?" He asked in clear confusion about my hesitation.
"She asked if I wanted to be a ravenous legionnaire." I answered and seeing that didn't lessen his confusion continued, "So of course I asked if she meant Republican or Imperial? Obviously she meant post-Scipio, but what legion and under who, serving where and when. Would I be an Italian, or an auxiliary..."
For some reason as my friend's eyes glazed over he became as frustrated as she was.
