So in my college dorm the campus police would do foot patrols. You know walk around make sure we weren't burning the place down or performing human sacrifice outside the designated creepy space in the basement. Normally a fairly boring task. Until one day the officer on patrol heard a distressed female voice screaming out literally as he passed the door.
He quiet clearly heard, "No!"
"Don't!"
"Stop!"
So he drew his weapon and Spartan kicked the fucking door open. I was outside at the time so didn't see this, but did get curious as squad cars came speeding in. Officers went running in. A few minutes later they came out shaking their heads and I was confused. It wasn't until a little while later my friend and his girlfriend came out I heard what happened.
They had been getting it on. Lost in their own world of carnal pleasure. She had been so close, desperately trying to encourage her lover. Telling him, "No, don't stop."