The Deliciously Deviant Musings of a Highly Hedonistic Major's Dirty Mind

Random bits and pieces ....... things stuck in my head like music or poetry... Vignettes from my military days.... Thoughts and Opinions about BDSM as it was and now is.....Things sexual....things erotic...things sensual...from a confirmed sensualist and TOTALLY unapologetic hedonistic Libertine in search of His special woman - His partner in crime and willing accomplice brave enough to take the risk of Romance and Claim My Unclaimed Collar.

Or perhaps a killer recipe for a Prime Rib Roast and some great wines to go with it, who knows??
Once down > THIS < rabbit hole there is no telling where either one of us may end up...fair warning.

So this is your Captain..err.. Major speaking and on behalf of Old Guard Master Aurlines I would like to welcome you all aboard Flight 007 non-stop to BDSM Fantasy Paradise Resort. Our expected flight time today will carry us directly over the middle of the Bermuda Triangle.

Our anticipated Flight Time today will be 4 hours and 22 minutes with an average tail wind of 130 Knots from the Jetstream pushing us along nicely.

There is full in flight service for all passengers in our new for 2020 flagship, the totally clothing optional, open kink positive in-flight sex experience where every passenger will become a member of the 5 Mile High Club aboard the maiden voyage of our all First-Class seating aboard the new height of luxury sexual experiences high in the sky -
the half-billion dollar Boeing 777-9 Dreamliner!

Once I have turned off the Fasten Seatbelts Sign feel free to move about the cabin and engage in any consensual sexual activities you may desire and visit our open bar, BDSM playroom and lovely large no clothing Jacuzzi all right above your seats on the second story of the aircraft.

Please keep your arms, legs, and head and all other miscellaneous body parts inside the aircraft at all times. At this time we are currently Number 1 and clear for take off on Runway 2A.

Cabin Crew prepare for immediate departure. Passengers please ensure your seat belts are securely fastened and your tray tables and seatbacks are in their upright and locked positions....the Tower has just now green lighted our aircraft and we are no clear for departure take off so hang on and enjoy today's extremely pleasurable skies!