Random dirty humor sayings: (source: Pinterest)
1. Sometimes we just need a hug, between your legs...
2. I believe you can go from fancy to filthy with just a smack on your ass...
3. Sometimes, it's just best to rip her clothes off, spin her around, grab her hair and f*ck her like you hate her...
4. My parts want to schedule a play-date with your parts...
5. Get your mouth down there and put a smile on my face :-D...
6. Lets do some "We shouldn't be doing this" things...
7. Don't you just wanna be choked and told how pretty you are? ;-D...
8. Just wanted to let you know, I am thinking about you, and by that I mean, I am imagining you naked, on the floor...
9. I suck at writing love letters. I am just gonna spank your ass and say 'It's mine'...
Comment the number(s) which you are going to use in your sexts :D
