So if hookers do tricks is money classified as the treat?
So do people in BDSM dress normal for halloween?
If religion is so great why does halloween have all the great candy?
Is a pagan ritual like a collaring ceremony? Candles, music and someone on their knees?
Why are people afraid of monsters? have you seen a politician or turned on the news lately?
Is carving a pumpkin some kind of food abuse?
If I trick who comes to my door does this make me the asshole since I was given a choice?
People scared of haunted houses have never truly lived with a pissed off women!
Fear not what's in the dark, Because the assholes are asleep. Daytime is scary as fuck!
It's not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country, this scares me I have hemorrhoids and am too old to bend over.
P.S. I'm not submissive!!!!
Horror and whore two different things and what you don't want in a mate!
If every time I fill out an online form and it says submit doe's that make me a submissive?
Age old question what came first the egg or the chicken, hell I'm still stuck on over or under with the toilet paper.
Does saying it's five o clock somewhere justify my drinking early in the morning?
If women say size doesn't matter why do they get upset if their wedding ring is not as big as their friends?
Do you think we would learn something if we switched genders for one day?
If Vampires are the undead are Zombies the born again dead?
On a final note are Great Danes dog's or small horses that think they're dogs? It eat's like a horse, drinks like a horse and shit's like a horse so it must be a horse?
To all with love from Lion and Hazel, may you get want you want and not what you deserve unless you have been naughty.
